He had no tan lines now. Cutting the grass while naked on his Blue Newie tractor changed all of that. It was the best way to “take a tan” and be p...oductive. After all, he didn’t get where he did in life by being unproductive.He owned twenty acres, a new home, a tractor, a trailer, and a pickup truck. All that remained was the right woman to share it with. Right women were hard to come by in remote and rural Wisconsin. At the age of thirty-eight, he wondered if he’d find one in his area.Riding. ..wow they were nice...not excessively large, but fit her body very well. Well Bonnie was impressed and the two of them headed out to spend money. At the stores Sharon purchased about $1500 dollars in clothes and jewelry which made my wife a little jealous. Sharon was buying items that were sexy and revealing....stuff that many would consider out of her age range (43). Well at lunch Bonnie asked her whats with the twenty something clothes. Well they had already consumed a few glasses of wine. I saw Jorge shuffling about near the door into the hall, he had dressed. He said something to Maria.“He says he is sorry for calling you those names,” she said.I walked over to him, offering him my hand. He shook it.“Tell him l want to thank him for letting me use his wife,” l said. Maria giggled at my choice of words.“You make me sound like some sort of sex slave,” she laughed.“You soon will be once you have your father, your uncle and your husband to satisfy,” l replied, “and l’m sure there. Well, like I have mentioned several times, I'm a guy. We like to fix things. We don't have to ask directions and lastly, we don't need or even follow directions ... most of the time.So there I was with one of the boxes half unfolded and holding a metal Giz Wiz that looked like it was the thing you hung the hangers on but not a clue how it attached to the box. For some reason I'd never mastered many remotes either. I guess that was the result of being an adult. All adults have problems with.