What Pamela and I were caught doing was never mentioned, at least to me, but I was positive that some version of the story reached our parents. I late... heard that Uncle Clyde and Aunt Nancy were divorced and that cousin Amy had been sent to a private boarding school somewhere in North Carolina. I never saw Aunt Connie or Cousin Ike again although it was rumored that she had remarried and that Ike had gone on the road with a heavy metal band.And, I had not seen Pamela since that fateful day. What!?” Which most likely would’ve been followed by an infinite amount of “whats” if Jan wasn’t kind enough to jump back in.“Yep, I’m thinking she may have finally built up the nerve to divorce your sorry ass,” she says playfully while giving me a wink. “Relax, Bill, there’s nothing to worry bout. I’m just giving you a hard time. Looks like your wife has some super-secret plans or something for y’all tonight. I tried snooping but that sexy bitch of yours has got a lock on it. Anyways, the kids. The only downside was that she was alittle shy about bringing a guy over. "Not a big problem!", she thought atfirst. As she wasn't looking for anything serious anyway she found itperfectly ok to limit herself to sleepovers elsewhere. But as she made herfirst experience with this sweet guy she picked up at the semesterstarting party she began to realize that she wasn't alone with her 'roommateproblem'. And on top of that it was much worse being at his place where shedidn't even know who was. "It's not every person who ends up like thatthough! It's only people who aren't mature enough to be careful, mindtheir manners, or aren't careful of being in the wrong situation. Thereare plenty of people, like most of our clients, who happily live normallives there." Without diapers?" Most of them," she said."And what if someone gets treated that way? Can they still come home?" Iasked pointedly."We always honor the contracts from adults here," she told me.I looked down at the pamphlet in front.