I should have been one, i think I would have done a great job :). I've been here for more than two hours now, and i'm very drunk, i think i'm gonna go...home. And that pill did nothing. That bouncer fucked with me. Just as i rise from my barstool, one of the hostesses comes over, and whispers : "Hey, i've noticed you're alone and bored, care to have some fun?" "What do you mean?", I ask. She leans over and sais, on the same low voice: "The real entertainment is in the back, wanna check it out?". He may have just said that is what it was.My mom would act like this with the most delicious food in the world, and excitedly sit up and beg for it. I wanted Teddy to be as enthusiastic with me, and I started giving him gross oatmeal. He got it all over his face, and it was hilarious watching him lick his face clean by scraping the gunk off with his fingers.Naturally, I made Teddy eat something like it in his bedoom. I would bring him a bowl of microwaved oats with pickles, skittles and any. Let the feast begin!!"The next couple of hours were interesting, fun, intriguing, and flavorful. The nearby waters, as they were back home, were a cornucopia of seafood treasures. We had crab cakes and shrimp, crayfish and mussels. There were strips of grilled and seasoned tuna steaks that were so far beyond Chicken of the sea that you couldn't compare the two. We finished off with a delicious sweet potato pie that was as good as any pie I'd ever had.We were treated to performances by dancers. 30 par meri neend khuli to mai ne mehsoos kiya ki mera haat didi ke boobs ke upar hai jo ki kafi mulayam hai jab maine wahna se apna haah hatakar fir se wahna haat rakha to mere under ek current sa daud gaya khair us time mujhe dhyanAaya ki ye to meri bahan hai ye soch kar mai so gaya fir dusare din jab hum sone lage to maine neend ka bahana karke jaldi se so gaya taki didi jaldi se so jaye aur wahi hua didi so gayi karib ek ghanta baad mai utha aur didi ko gaur se dekha to unke boobs mujhe.