" No kidding. Wow, Pete. I don't know what to say." My eloquence was still intact. "What did you do?" I was afraid to say anything out loud, so I whis...ered as best I could, asking her what she was doing. Dylan just started jerking me harder. I was so confused. I took her hand to stop her so I could figure out why she was there." Peter seemed to be recollecting the moment. "When I put my hand on Dylan's, she stopped jerking but still held my dick firmly in her hand. I realized that it felt. And the chime on the phone rings. It was a grandpa. He seems to have an attack and wants me to see him and grandma. I told her(Bethesda) the same. She then tells me that we’ll go together to meet them. I had to agree. After all, she’s family too. We packed our bags and was ready to go.We took our flight to Kozhikode, Kerala. And reached their house. We noticed our maid, Sarasamma. As she was pacing towards us and told us that she was glad we did come. She took our bags and told to meet. I reminded of her, Kodaikanal sex trip and ripping her asshole, eating it and how I take the shit off her asshole, she was blushed hearing all these while saying these I suddenly ejaculated and Lisha teacher asked what happened, I told her I lost my control and ejaculated, Lisha teacher was laughing heavily and I told her that I will make her cry in pain and pleasure and told drill her asshole for she has laughed and she was teasing me for I have ejaculated. I asked her when will be our first. What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single.