" Stuart sighs as he immediately figures out what I'mreferring to."You need to see Paul and Keith," Stuart says, and I sadly nod inresponse. "It's oka..., I honestly do get it..." Keith bought me a really expensive watch for Christmas," I explain."I'd just feel wrong keeping it..." I know, I saw," Stuart says nervously. "...And Paul?" He got me memories," I say, chuckling slightly. "Kinda like yourmemory stick, only without an amazing song. AND the memories weren'tnearly as good as yours!" I get. Jerry rose out of his chair and grabbed his cane. His leg was stiffening up on him from sitting too long. He had just about reached the door when the office phone rang. Karen answered it and then handed the phone to Jerry.Jerry picked it up and said, “Hello. This is Jerry.”“Hello, Jerry. This is Al,” replied Mr. Sinclair.“Ah, Mr. Sinclair. How are things going?”“I called to see if you were still there,” replied Al, “and to find out how things were going on your first day back.”“Karen just. “We didn’t worry about that the last time. My tubes were tied after the girls were born.” I continued to look, “A ruler … or tape measure …”He shifted and opened a drawer on the other side. He handed me a tape measure. “Is this how your brain always works? In the middle of giving good head and your mind wanders to needing a tape measure for something?”I glance at him as I reposition myself at his knees. “Don’t be silly. This is all about your cock. You might say I have been sort of. I love Hollywood, but live drama sells for a reason. The camera guy was good and Sheila worked the images. Nothing could capture what we saw from five feet away. Even Siobhan sniffed. Weddings have witnesses, with no irony implied. I count myself privileged to be signatory. After that, we had more of the farce on the catwalk. Sean did better than Christine and his sister, but Curtis was even shakier. As always, trying not to laugh is as funny as the routine. I’m a professional, but it was.