This is for the first time” “I used to get some unusual hardness sometimes which I thought is a natural phenomenon”“Oh poor Monty, don’t you...know what it means when you get a hard-on. Don’t you know anything about sex?”He faced his face down and confessed “No mom, I am not aware”“Ok, let me put it this way. First thing, you don’t worry about that white fluid coming out. I shall explain you everything about that. Now, tell me do you get erection, when you see some nude lady?”“Yes, I guess”“What. Hiram Kearney.”“I know Hiram. A little.” Nice enough guy, never been a troublemaker. Got himself promoted to assistant line foreman at Hank Mosby’s Sawmill.“Masie told me and Rosie that he don’t like that Women’s Bible Study Group.”“His wife is in it?”“She is.”“Why’s he care, Hiram?”“Reverend Venerable keeps one woman behind when the study hour is over. Different woman every week.”“Oh?”“Keeps her for an hour, individual counseling.”“Oh.”It was just luck that I was walking my Market Street beat. I know there is something much deeper than you having an affair. I have Jim and Sally working on it. You aren't having an affair, are you?" Just with you, my love, just with you. What are we going to do?" How many computers do you have? Sally wants me to get all the information off of them." We have two here: the one I use and the one in Roger's private office. He also has one at work." I need to copy the hard drives off both of them. Do you have a problem with that?" I have nothing to hide. .." Oooh Nooo! Please, please, please, not the Rod!" ... of Chastisement!" No! Please no! Not the Rod of Chastisement! Anything but that!" The 'anything' is ... ya go to bed tonight all frustrated and unbearably horny." I've done it before, no big deal." Yeh, but this time, I'll be on guard and won't letcha diddle yerself -- ya'll just suffer! Buwahhahahaha!" Oh, Unka Robert, you're just so ... unbearably strong and masculine -- I can't resist you. I've never suffered the Rod of Chastisement,.