Me: But it is difficult to find oneMum: No, you can walk to any pharmacy and they will stock them. But it is a taboo topic, so they will slip it under...the counterMe: No mum, I was talking about how its difficult to find a girlfriend.She burst into laughter, I was totally confused as to what was the joke I had made.Mum: I was very confused that it was difficult to find condoms. You will find a girlfriend when it is meant to happen. Don’t worry about that.I understood the joke and laughed.Mum:. I kept quizzing Catherine about it, with her family being wealthy; she had experience in socializing with really wealthy people before. She kept assuring me I would be fine, after all she had taught me so much about etiquette.I insisted that we leave in lots of time to get there. Of course, as a result, we arrived early and I insisted that Catherine drive around slowly so we could arrive right on time. We checked our coats and headed for the ladies' room to check our makeup. Butterflies were. ’ ‘Yes, I had a hard day yesterday and I was pooped. I stayed up as late as I could, but I went to bed, oh I guess about ten thirty. I kind of expected you by then, but at least you could have called.’ ‘Sorry, Mom. I was out with some friends and I lost track of the time. As soon as I realised it was getting late, I tried to get a ride, but sometimes my friends don’t want to leave right away. It would be different if I had my own car.’ ‘Well, Jackie, you know how I feel about that, but I. .. You’re bare down there. I’ll have to do something.”Donna grinned, “I’ll help.”Maria was sitting in the breakfast nook when two nearly naked girls appeared.“Look, Mom. Donna loaned me one of her Wicked Weasels.” Patti posed for her mother wearing a tiny bra that only covered her nipples with mesh and a matching bottom that only barely covered her labia. Donna’s “suit” was little different.Maria raised her eyebrows, pursed her lips. “Very nice. And what are the boys going to say?”“I think.