"Anne was about to make a rather acid reply when she stopped, her hand in front of her mouth. "Oh, people, eh men, are going to be looking at me. I'd ...etter tidy myself up a bit, even naked one wants to be presentable." Now that's more like it, you're getting into the spirit of things," replied George, "in fact why not go the whole hog and shave your pussy, sort of symbolising your break with the boring past. Come to think of it I think I'll do the same, shave my cock and balls I mean. So much. You throw her a sideways grin. “Okay, fine!" she giggles. "What do you want me to say? My friends married a couple of really hot guys, and I like the idea of them getting all turned on checking me out." No crime in that," you shrug."Besides," Alice continues, "I guarantee you the other girls are hoping to catch some of your attention on this trip. After all, I married a pretty sexy man, myself." Oh yeah?" Oh, definitely. Tina thinks you're a total stud, and Lisa--don't tell her I said this to. “She didn’t say what it was specifically, but that you’d want to be flashy for a crowd.”I explained the skills test I was coming up to and why I wanted to be more agile. She nodded and seemed interested. “I think I can help you with both the gymnastics and the cheerleading. If you’re agreeable, I’d bring my daughter to help out. She’s in training right now and could use the extra gym time. She’d be willing to help out in exchange for some time to work on her routines.”We were all okay with that. He walks into the bedroom and says “This is the pig I’ve been f@#king!”His wife says “You idiot! That’s not a pig, that’s a sheep!”The farmer says “Will you shut the f@#k up! I was talking to the sheep!”Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get horny?”The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?”The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”After a few moments, the first old lady.