And to tell the truth, there is hardly any difference!”I say dig him up and clone him!The Darwin AwardsThe Darwin Awards are finally out. The annual...honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out.This year’s winner was a real rocket scientist...Read on ... And remember. [email protected] we walked out of the church, ducking the rice and waving at familyand friends, I held my husbands hand tightly, then we were in the limo,headed for our honeymoon. Excited, we both giggled as we drove home tochange clothes, taking the time as we changed, to enjoy what marriedlife has to offer. As we lay there exhausted and happy, I thought backto when I was growing up, then, how my road to being a wife all began."Honey...dinner!"I heard mom calling me, and. There I was, sitting naked in a French town in the middle of the night, as a sexy blonde Ukrainian girl was stripping off in front of me. More importantly, she was allowing me to wear her clothes. I quickly pulled on her dress. It was a bit tight but it fit well on my slim, smooth body. I had always had some fat on my chest, so it looked like I had little boobs tucked inside the dress. I advised her to keep her bra on, as I didn't need it, and she clearly did. Then she flicked off her shoes and. “Hmmmm ... now THAT’S what I call a kiss,” Evelyn proclaimed.God, it certainly was a kiss! And I could have had the same, from either of them. I could have had one like that from Evelyn if I’d not had my stupid panties in my mouth. It was all Lotta’s fault.Dave left and it was just Evelyn and I standing there. She was looking at me. I looked back at her. She’d changed since this afternoon. Now she wore a top with spaghetti straps, obviously no bra under it, and a pair of the shortest shorts a.