The big guy says “I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?” The accountant replies “Well, if I have to be one or the other... I guess I’d rather be the husband”. The big guy says “Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife’s dick”.A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells “No! No! Don’t enter that church, you damn fool”. His wife asks him “What are you watching?” Husband replies “Our wedding video”.Recently a young woman came into my. " Vanessa said, and held the girl close. "I'm not mad at you." Yumi heard, and only wished she could understand why Vanessa wasn't mad. "I'm actually kind of glad. I was afraid that boy wasn't going to be into girls." Vanessa said with a slight chuckle. Yumi rubbed her eyes, swollen from all that crying, and realized again, that she was sitting, stark naked, in another person's room, and it didn't really bother her that much. "I was sure that I would have to have a talk with Paul sometime soon,. Then rolling down my cheek..like the rain on the window pane..I roughly wipe that away...biting down on my lip...I feel I have drawn blood...but do I care...I just feel anger...dislike...I close my eyes....and have the vision of him..so clear..burned into my brain..Last night...him standing behind me..his strong arms around me...cupping my breasts...kissing my neck...there are goosebumps all over my body...I can feel every muscle in me tense up...he starts to nibble my earlobe...his tongue. . . nail polish. It sounds like your husband's becoming a regularsissy," she said with a laugh.Stephanie laughed. "Don't I know it! You should have seen how hard Ihad to fight to keep him from asking for cherry-red nail polish! Andyou wouldn't believe the lengths I have to go to protect my closet! Whoknew being married to a sissy would be so much work!" She winked atLoren as all three women burst out giggling. The husbands lookeduncomfortable.Loren scowled. "Give me a break!" What do.