They would unceremoniously dump them all on the floor, if only to spite me. In the end, my options were reduced to one.I have this small but extremely...heavy hand-printing platen, over 100 kg of cast iron, an anachronism from the days of printing from lead, which I use occasionally for embossing, die-cutting and such. It can be taken apart and I had performed that odious task when moving house. Therefore I knew of the hollowed-out base plate of the platen that needed only two very large bolts to. It was Friday night and I was going to remain at home, but I felt restless and horny. I usually get like that when I'm ovulating, which is stupid because that particular itch will never be scratched. Still, I thought, perhaps I could find a nice girl to have some fun with tonight?I dolled myself up and put on a short black dress and some high heeled pumps that showed off my trim legs ... mmm! If only I could clone myself, I'd never leave the apartment!I went out bar hopping. There were usually. The doc looked at my arm and proclaimed 'I would live' as he taped it up, "don't get it wet for a few days Jimmy."Ray called the Coroner and he was on his way over, by this time Jess was starting to show a bit of colour although she was still shaking, Jenny was doing a great job of comforting her. I think it was more relief that he was dead, not shock, Ron sensed this as well and quietly told her not to say anything to muddy the water.The Coroner looked at De Vent and took a lot of photos; he. Mike clenched hisfeet as bones cracked and his feet shrunk into a more petite, morefeminine size."AHHH....RICK, WHAT IS GOING ON?" Mike asked his helpless friend, butRick could offer no comment as his attention was fixed on histransforming friend. Rick's new enlarge penis was fully erect as hewatched his friend's metamorphosis.Mike's eyes opened wide and he screamed in terror as he felt two painfultugs in his abdomen. He rolled over onto his back and brought his handsto his stomach. Under.