08, please,” says the clerk.“What’s the eight cents for? asks the blonde.“It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”“That’s for ta....” replies the clerk. “Gee,” says the blonde“I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!”This is from the Shy OneNews Update from CanadaThe flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear. It was a friday afternoon when I drove the uhaul into the drive-way of my new House when I was stopped by the neighbors they introduced them self's n I nice to meet u All but I got to get this stuff out an in to the house and as I was getting out of the uhaul there Was one person who had caught my eye and that was there daughter she had medium blonde Hair with deep blue eyes she was 5"6 and weighed around 125 lbs she had a nice tan skin n had tits And a nice bubble butt to complete the package. For the first time since University, I masturbated over the image of another man, to clear my shame and confusion before my wife got home.~~~~~~~~Can't concentrate on my inputting, I can hear him moving outside in the garden, lifting and carrying the tiles. I have to look, cannot help my impulses to stare at him. Peering through the curtains, a noticeable intake of breath as I see the shirtless figure. Sweat dripping off his muscular hairy chest, I can almost reach and out and run my hands. I then turn and look at John, quirking a grin.“You like what you see?” I ask him, sliding a hand down my side and resting it on my hip.“No! I mean yes! I mean… oh dear God…”“What’s with the language today?” Danny mutters, enraptured by his new-found mammaries. His dick is straining at his waistband. I sigh as I realize that there is no way in heck he’ll be able to hold out for the night.“Relax,” I say, enjoying myself and sitting back down on the couch. “I’m just teasing you… And I can’t go.