' She kissed me once again. 'Friday it is. Ian,' Prudence began. 'Yes?' 'Do you masturbate?' I gasped, my burning face was, I was sure, luminous and I...stuttered, 'what?I mean…' 'Ian,' Prudence said evenly, 'I know all boys do it.They can't keep their hands off it and that's all right, I suppose.' Prudencestared at me and said firmly, 'but not when they have a girlfriend.' 'Girlfriend?' I stuttered. 'Yes,' she said patiently, 'it's like cheating. Do you see that?' 'Well…yes…I suppose…' 'It. ....“Ok treasure, I just need to lock the car and van, then we can go but we will need to be wary of ‘have one with us before you go’. I open a can of hobgoblin, and fill Jenny’s half pint tankard from it, Jenny takes her tankard from me and I keep the can.“I will just pretend to drink from the can, you may of course drink what you like love.”“Flower just who have you and Lynda danced with over the last however many years?”“I joined Pretty Grim in spring 1986, I met Lynda at a pub dance out in. ”“I don’t own anything, Helen. All my money is tied up in a trust that pays me a monthly stipend and can’t be broken. And if you were to manage to break it, before you could spend one single red penny, you would have a tragic, fatal accident.” I looked at her, my face deadly serious.“But that isn’t fair.” She whined.“Don’t use that word in my presence. Was it fair when you were fucking around with so many men at work? Was it fair when you stood in front of me and told me you were going with. Stretching my tube as if I was a virgin again, even my lovers large penises hadn't prepared me for Davies gigantic thick black cock. Eventually after a struggle I forced myself down on him until his whole length was within me. I was so stretched by the black cocks girth that I'd orgasmed three times on my decent onto his pole! All my own frustrations and enforced sexual abstinence of late combined to make my whole body shake uncontrollably in my most earth shattering cum ever!I'd forgotten I.