I had a clear view of her as she sat during takeoff. The gorgeous view of her legs sheathed in coffee toned nylons sure beat the scenery outside. As s...e crossed her legs and recrossed them, I could almost hear the distinct sound of nylons. There were many tantalizing views of her stockings as her dress rode up enough to provide glimpses up her thighs. In the middle of the short flight, she came down the aisle serving juice, soda, and water. As she approached me, the plane must have hit an air. There were only a few windows and two doors I could see. This place seemed made for defense, and I could imagine whoever was inside could hold off an armed force pretty well, at least for a while.I was still considering my situation, when I heard some rustling behind me. I whirled around and started to pull my gun up when I froze. Behind me were three guys, all pointing guns at me.There was no way someone from the house could see me where I was, so it seems my tail did not go unnoticed. I. It’s only been a little over two weeks, but I’m really digging her and…she’s digging me,” he stared into the distance and nodded again, “Just feels right ya know?”“Hey, don’t look at me. I ain’t down with that love shit; not yet at least. Do that shit when I’m sixty like you,” I said with hands up and one palm facing forward in surrender.“Little boy, you know I’m only forty-fi-, boy getcho ass over here,” he wrapped one of his tree trunk arms around my head in a headlock and we both laughed. We went for a nice swim, and decided to take a sauna. I had never been in a sauna. Being a couple of rednecks from Indiana, we didn’t know the proper etiquette of ‘saunaing’ so we just walked in, butt naked. There was only 1 other person in the sauna, and of course, HE had a white towel wrapped around his extremely white ass. He left after about 30 seconds, which truly made me feel like a Hoosier. My Uncle & I just looked at each other & quietly laughed. So, there we are, me & my Uncle, naked.