She knew all people, especially non-priest men, were sexual beings. The church had a lot of rules about sex, but denying people's true nature denied ...heir creator, God. This led to people doing bad things. Men would cheat by having canal pleasure with another woman's vagina, boys would partake in masturbation and pre-marital sex, and worst of all, people would abuse young ones or a****ls.Sarah solved this by providing them a safe outlet. She was a virgin of course, but she offered her. Sexy? me?"He nodded "Of course, who else would I be talking about?" he stepped towards meI felt my back stiffen and I said "No..I'm ugly...fat..all the boys say so"He laughed a little, I thought if wolves could laugh, that is what it would sound like.He reached out and gently held my chin in his hand "Think I can't tell what a pretty lady looks like..?"I felt frozen, in fear, in lust, in desire, I didn't know but I spoke "I'm 13...not..not a lady"His right hand holding my chin, his left reached. While being caught up in the moment I tried to slip my hand into my true loves when he smacked my hand away. ‘Back off Santa I don’t swing that way.’ He told me sticking an elf in between us. I just smiled weakly at him feeling sure that I would turn back into the hot sexy woman that is being held prisoner in Santa’s body! We were shown to our room and these tiny little hand maidens knocked me down on the bed and began stripping me out of my Santa Clothes and placed me into a big red gown with. ”“It was when you were fighting with that man over the avocados.”“He was like, a few years older than us, tops. And I grabbed them first.”“He didn’t seem to think so.”“You could’ve just batted your eyes at him and—”“So could you!”“No way! Not after he started going on about how he needed them because they were the last ones and how he had to have his avocado toast in the morning to properly align his chi or whatever.”“Lainy! I can’t believe you deprived a poor young man of his avocado toast!.