They all are brought to the courthouse and all you hear is chatter.“Order in my court”, screams the judge. “Can someone come up and please expla...n what happened?”Johnny speaks up, “Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding, it’s tradition for the first mate to have a dance with the bride. So I gets up there and I’m dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy the groom didn’t take too kindly to that. So Tommy walks up and kicks her right in the pussy!”“Right in the pussy?”. Guys who were popular in the past lost there popularity because she was not attracted to them or they did not fit there standards. Then she was known for having releationship with the teachers. Everything i saw and heard but even i thought that the affairs with teachers. Well as luck would have it, this rumor was going to be true.One day a friend of mine approached me one day i said he had something to show me on video. Well what he showed me was something that i do not think i will forget. In. The girls were ecstatic when they saw the mall and the suite. It was a split bedroom suite. I had the king room and the girls had the two queen room on the opposite side of the suite. There was a large living area in the middle. Each bedroom had its own TV and bathroom.The girls went to their room to change and hit the mall. I went to my room to change into my golf attire to head to the course to check it out. I waited in the living room for the girls to come out so I could give them some. Problem?”...“Oh. So John got the invite?”...“How long?”...“OK, thanks Anne. Bye.”“There’s been some kind of panic at John’s company. John has to go to Holland to sort out some crisis and Tom is taking over from him. They’ve been working since Friday all weekend, and John leaves for Holland tomorrow early. They both decided not to come. Anne’s pretty sure John didn’t know you’d be expecting him, Carol.”“I must phone him,” said Carol urgently. “I’ve got to tell him I miss him. I don’t care about.