“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies a...e there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for. But pretty soon Bill come awake and he seemed to know, right off, that he had a real one, this night. And he touched my shoulder and said to me, "You reckon we could try to do it for real, just this one time?"Well, Hell, I was more than willing to have it the regular way with Bill. We only had done just the oral because that was all he was able to do. So I said, "You bet," and I laid myself down there on my back, knowing that would be the way Bill would want to do it.And he was real gentle and. " The only one who doesn't actually belong here is you, sir," Jen spoke up. "Did someone file a complaint?" I can see a college pot party forming without needing a complaint. I've chased enough kids off this property in the past year that you should have wised up by now. This time we're pressing charges."Two more county cars came tearing into the drive with lights flashing. Three deputies jumped out and pulled their sidearms. I slapped my hands behind my head and everyone followed suit. If I'd. "I suppose you want to fuck me as your price for keeping quiet," she said."What, well," I sputtered.A thought about fucking her had crossed my mind for she was very attractive, but I no thoughts about forcing her. Anyway it was all taken out of my hands now for she was undressing before me. Now I could have stopped her, but hey I'm a normally horny guy so I just let her get on with it."There come on and get it over with," she sighed now she was naked.Oh my what tits, full and firm just like in.