I’ll make us a meal and we…” Jane stopped, as Ron held up his hand with a smile. “Just a minute more Jane, and then we begin our talk, please....Today, was almost too much for me to bear. Ali, if Ted came back to life and walked in this room now, would you want his love? Would you want his touch, his caress and his kiss? Or would you say, ‘No Ted! Go and have a pint, and a wank, with Ron. I’ve got Jane now, so I don’t need your touch or your body.’ Would you Ali? Is that what you would say to. The knocking stopped“Oh, thank god they’re finally done.” Said Adam as he started to settle back into slumberI too followed him again in a spooning position we napped until late in the afternoon when my phone woke me up.“Ugh, who is it?” I said disgusted that they woke me from my slumber, the speech woke Adam too“It’s mom” Said my mother who sounded a bit hesitant“Hey mom what’s up?” I said“Listen could you hand the phone to Adam’s mother please?” She said“Ok, let me find her.” I said as I. Bt love ni h.. Fir mene bola koi ni ji.. Love bhi ho jayega… Fir vo hasne lgi.. Then humne face to face milne ka socha… and vo bhi east delhi se h. and m bhi to humne decide kra ki hum mrng me anand vihar milenge or fir thoda ghumenge… Fir next day m anand vihar tym se phele hi pahuch gya.. Mene use call kri ki kaha ho. To usne bola bs pahuch gyi bus me hu… Then vo bus se utri and mene use dekha to dekhta hi reh gya.. Kya gajab thi vo.. Sb kuch perfect… Bs thodi si fatty thi… Bt height bhi mst. I had bought the powder-pink Nissan for my daughter for when she went to college. Now, unlike me, she was fully and gainfully employed, and after trading up she insisted I took her reliable old car since I had had to return my company car when I lost my job.When I rang the doorbell, it played something pretentious and classical that I didn’t quite recognise. I remembered hearing it on a recent supermarket advert and I had to quickly wipe the resultant smirk from my face when the door.