My marriage breakdown, on the other hand, had been out of my control, and all because my husband couldn’t keep it in his pants or keep his fluids to...himself. To make matters worse, he’d run off with an older woman, some soccer mom that he worked with. Wasn’t it supposed to be a young piece the middle-aged man found himself? Although I guess that had been me when we met.I got married too young, that was a given. Nearly all my friends told me that I needed to slow down, give myself some time to. AskMe: how many bf you have in your collage life?Mom: what?Me: tell na plzMom: umm I gusse 6.Me: wow mom with dad or…Mom: no. With him ta it’s 7 ne.Me: wow mom you are such a play girl.Mom: shut up it my turn now tell me how. Many girls did you make till now..Me: umm only 2 that also I broke up with her last month.Mom: why?Me: coz I love one girl.Mom: who is that lucky girl ?Me:no mom it’s my turn.Mom: ok go on.Me: mom this question is quite personal don’t be angry ok.Mom: ok baby.Me: umm did. The Asparagus seemed to look around for a minute in confusion because there was nothing there to eat, then it retracted into the ground. A minute or so later, a long tentacle came out of the ground with a feather-like brush at its end. The feather duster brushed the sand back to the pristine smoothness that it had before the hand grenade went off.OK, now I thought I knew what we were facing. I called Hank over to get his flame thrower ready. I told him to try to burn off the Asparagus when it. . over a year since Mary's passing. Here I am laying all of my crap on you and I know you're still hurting. Of course I'll call you. Give me a few days - we'll get together for dinner and a few beers. I would really enjoy that."Holmes smiled and escorted John out of the office. He stood for a moment, shaking his head in sympathy, watching the slumped shoulders of his friend as he walked out of the front door and into the cold, gray afternoon.It didn't take John long to make the drive home. He.