“I may look like just an ordinary guy” he said to her “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million”. Impressed... the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.“Dad is it better to pass or fail?” “To pass of course” “Oh good you’ll be proud of me! I passed my pregnancy test”Two life-long friends. .” Jake began before trailing off.“What is it?”“...could we maybe continue this training so I can figure out if I’m straight or not?”“I think that’s a good idea.” The coach said. “I see a lot of potential in your homosexuality. I’m confident we can get you the rest of the way there. But I’d need you to make me some promises.”“Like what, coach?”“For starters...no more straight porn. No more looking at those icky vaginas, ok?” Coach Turner stated bluntly. “Anytime you’re horny and need to fondle. ’ Mia said looking to his cool face as his words filled her ears. ‘Now, tell me that you want to be young again,’ he smiled as his hands moved down her to the wonderful ass that he was going to fuck later that night. ‘I want to be young again.’ He smiled as he caressed her shapely ass and said, ‘Your wish…is granted.’ *. Gabriel bent his knees, felt to make sure he was at her opening and thrust upward, ramming his hard cock to her core. ‘Oh my God!’ Mia screamed out. ‘Oh yes! Oh my God, fuck. ”“Please, Eva... it’s not what it looks like...”“How come? I saw you kissing him in the cheeks!”“Look, Eva, I’ll tell you something. If I ever had my way with him, I wouldn’t be having this conversation with you”“So, you and Ed didn’t yet?”“Look. Ed is a shy person. I tried myself hard to seduce him in many ways, like with clothes, voice and even mannerisms, but he never shown the red-blooded male thing I am looking to unleash him. Only God knows how I tried...”“Ed? Shy? I cannot believe! And I.