A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son d...d this religiously every morning, and lived to be 93.When he died, he left 6 children, 11 grandchildren, 27 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.These Are Compliments of SmokeyjoeI was at my bank today waiting in a short line.There was just one lady in front of me, an Chinese lady, who was trying to exchange yen. I knew aunty was mine for today at least.I continued doing this till her eyes blacked out, her mouth opened and gasped for air and screamed intensively, “Ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhha ahh hhahhhh.”This went on until she fainted (figuratively) on top of me. Of course, I was holding her in my arms.Me: How was it, Sajitha?I called her by her name, which now I was sure she wouldn’t mind.Sajitha: Mmmm.Me: Did you orgasm?Sajitha: Mmm.I knew she must have got multiple orgasms by now. I made her stand.. Listen! I suppose you think you're a hero?" Um." Well let me tell you," the Skipper continued, " I have commanded vessels for 20 years and I have never lost a crewman. You would be a lump of ice on that mast, Kasemann, if it hadn't been for my crew. They put themselves in danger to get you down. I told them to stay on the deck, but no, they wouldn't leave you up there. When I order you down to the deck, YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD ON MY SHIP. YOU HEAR ME."Sir," Kimi replied stiffly.After he'd. Athil vaai vaithu sappi uriya aarambithen, aunty vidamal en thalaiyil kai vaithu avalin mulaiyil azhuthi kondaal.Arai mani neramaaga iru mulai kaambaiyum enaku pothum pothum endra alavirku naan sappinen.Pinbu aunty ezhunthu nindru paavadaiyai kayatinaal, avalin pundai mudi eethum ilamal sheve seithu irunthathu.Naan amarthu irunthen en vaaiku neraga aunty pundai irunthathu. Aval kaiyai en thalaiyil aithu pundaiyai vaaiyil vaithaal. Aunty pundaiyil sexyaana naaku pottu sappa aarambithen, aunty.