"We don't think it's fair that you should get the first push with a pretty." Fair, little moogs? Fair is that I brought the moogs to her in the first ...lace. Fair is what I say." Yeah," comes Wall's mumbling wormies, "why c'nt one of us have a first go for a change?"And like abused labor did they unite then, O dear brothers, against Your Humble Narrator. Wall's whining gave them strength. Malevic placed a pincher on his fellow whiner's t-bar then and gave it a squeeze."And we don't like you. We had no idea how true that story was, but we could well believe that in the heat of the moment strange things happened - witness the torrential nosebleed I had seen, which had magically transformed into attempted suicide once the rumour mill had got hold of it!We were surprised by the number of people already climbing the Union steps ahead of us. We obviously weren't the only ones who had not had the best of nights! The general mood seemed to be serious but optimistic; we all knew that the. I could see his fingers slowly massaging the firm cheek. His hand clearly outlined under the denim.What she did caught me off guard. Stepping sideways and moving just a little in front of the man, her legs parted and allowed his hand much more access to her backside. He fully took advantage of this new position and up to and beyond his wrist disappeared as she sagged against him. I could see his hand massage one side of her ass then the other. I watched as her hand moved from the baggage. " Will you always call me Barry from now on? And you will answer whensomeone says lil Miley?" Ok ok I will, please don't tell my buddies it's me in the baby girl'sdress and wet and dirty diaper." I see mom smiling at us as we walk up thestairs as my buddies stare at us walking towards the front door.Max smiles. "Well you finally got your hair cut dude that's great at leastnow you look like us. For a while you were starting to look so girly." Isee Max staring at me in the baby dress and diaper..