.. my water broke! Get me to the hospital now, please!” my wife told me, kicking off a serious rush to get her to a delivery room as quickly as she ...ould.That baby wasn’t waiting on nobody, though, and we had to literally pull onto the side of the road, so Megan of all people could act as midwife. It was a real strain, since there were no drugs, no ways to kill the pain ... it was the most natural and agonizing, messy manner of childbirth you could imagine. It was very medieval, other than the. I told her about what I'd heard at the barbecue."All sorts of things happen at company barbecues" she said."Are you interested in what happened, or is this" and she pointed at the report, "the first step in the divorce proceedings?" Sweetheart, if there is going to be a divorce it is going to be because you want it, not me. What this report tells me is that you are doing half of what I've always wanted you to do."Meredith raised an eyebrow at me. "Having sex with other men" I said. "The other. I mean just amazing!!! She looked over to Jamie and asked her what she should do and Jamie told her to just try and relax and enjoy it. Apparently she had been told that it would really hurt when she finely lost her cherry and was worried. I had every intention of taking her but to lessen the amount of pain she would notice I planed to not "pop" her until she was already cumming. Well I kissed and licked my way down to her wonderful tits and helped her off with her top and began to kiss and. Humpfreys," Carl started, "But the outside is Barry Manilow. He was in town for a concert, and well, let's just say Mrs. Humphreys will be playing the church organ for quite a few more years. She is quite overjoyed at the thought."Both Josh and Shelly were stunned. Apparently the rich and famous were not immune from the Great Shift."Josh, why don't you take your place up front and Shelly, I'll send your Dad out. The bridesmaids and groomsmen are already up front," Carl said. He seemed to.