Then a random elevator, a car ride, men's room in a restaurant during a double date. Great material for another story. One Saturday afternoon marked c...lled me:“Come over,” he said, ”Susan is going shopping and will be gone the whole afternoon. I could use your ass right about now.”“I’ll be over in thirty minutes,” I responded, eager as usual for some afternoon delight.“Honey, I'm going to Mark's to watch a game,” I yelled to my wife on the way out of the door“Have fun,” she yelled back without. I thought I was going to be waiting an hour for the plumber to arrive, so I took the time to read my email on my laptop. All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door. I looked at my watch and it hasn’t even been 25 minutes since my call. “Wow! Already?” again, to nobody but myself (I really have to work on that). I walked to the door and opened it. There before me stood a young woman, to whom I questioned, “Yes?” She then replied, “You called for a plumber?” I stumbled for a moment and then. I told him that didn’t sound fun to me but he pleaded with me to try it and promised to try anything I wanted if I did. So I slid down a little further and held his foot and kissed it on the top and then kissed the bottom. He told me to suck his toes but I hesitated at doing that until he pleaded more and reminded me that he would try anything I wanted if I did. I opened my mouth and took his big toe in it and sucked it like it was a dick. Taylor moaned and told me to keep doing it and then. Where the boxcars all are emptyAnd the sun shines every dayAnd the birds and the beesAnd the cigarette treesThe lemonade springsWhere the bluebird singsIn the Big Rock Candy Mountains. In the Big Rock Candy MountainsAll the cops have wooden legsAnd the bulldogs all have rubber teethAnd the hens lay soft-boiled eggsThe farmers’ trees are full of fruitAnd the barns are full of hayOh I’m bound to goWhere there ain’t no snowWhere the rain don’t fallThe winds don’t blowIn the Big Rock Candy.