Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'--Ethan, 7 years old'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he go...s to sleep.'--Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 yearsThis is also compliements of chuckLittle Johnny is always a real "piece of. ” I finally did, surrendering to the inevitable, and stripped down to my knit boxers. I tugged on the tight shirt, which was sort of like a long-sleeved t-shirt except out of a thinner, stretchier material; it fit like a second skin, which simply caused me to dread the pants even more. I looked at Allison, who was donning the top of her costume. Hers was a long-sleeved leotard (as she informed me) which apparently means that it covers the entire torso from crotch to shoulders; she had to pull. Uske muh me se saara paani piya ,itna chuma. Fir saari upar ki aur uski chut sunghi. Well haired pussy. Baad me Maine usme meri jubaan dali aur sara ras piya. Uski chut 5 min tak muh me lekar. chabata raha. Uska clitoris toh itna bada ho gaya. Unbelievable! Mera pehle 4 min me hi jhad gaya. Firse Maine chalu kiya toh fir woh 15 min tak chala. Maine pehle usko 69 position me choda. Baad me uske upar letkar natural position me sex kiya. This position is my favorite position. Baad me doggy style. .. aghast I turned over."Overview of steps to take," was the title of this chapter. I read onboth horrified and fascinated."Firstly as a candidate new-men you have to make up your mind that thisis to be you and you are happy and determined to go ahead. Once youhave settled this in your mind you and put into action the followingplan. It is assumed that you are already wearing your hair cut shortand wearing appropriate masculine clothes. The old-women are now thenew-men and are masculine and the.