"So you are new here," Salina said to the former Spanish Prime Minister."Si!" the Spanish woman nodded."Well first you are going to have to take off y...ur clothes," Salina told the former Spanish Prime Minister.It is like when you were younger having extramarital affairs when your husband was away, the former Spanish Prime Minister convinced herself in her mind.This was the only way she knew she could bear this place and even bear having sex with strangers whom she may not even want to have sex. (But not for the reasons you might be thinking… keep reading. And if you've read this blog before, you need to read it again).Since this was the only spray tanning place in town, I saw women of all ages, sizes, skin tones and height. I spray tanned college girls, high school seniors for prom, moms, teachers, business owners, and more. I saw tons of women at their most vulnerable state—naked, in front of a mirror, while another woman (that would be me) stood in front of them. Read over that last. "I was intrigued by the idea and agreed to it, and everybody followed suit. We cleared the table and moved into the living room to get more comfortable. The girls made sure to bring a couple more bottles of wine and poured us each a glass. Allie and Colin sat on the couch directly across from ours and raised their glasses. Lauren and I raised ours, and we toasted to our future together—and to a great weekend.The first few rounds of the game were mild enough, but after about 20 minutes things. “Nothing? There was nothing you could DO?! I have seen the extent of your power my King,” I spit the words at him, “And I know that if anyone could have helped me, it could have fucking been you!”“Yours is an ailment only time will mend.”“Oh, so you know what’s wrong and you still did nothing? You disgust me.” I turn away from him, unable to bear the sight of him so calm; it physically sickens me.“There was nothing to be done, my Selena. This is your burden for the next nine days.”“Days?!” I.