This was an inhospitable landscape, at the edge of the wastelands. Neither man nor beast nor any of the many vile creatures inbetween ventured here un...ess absolutely necessary. Beyond the spires lay the desert, which stretched on for ever and ever, home only to the wind and the rocks and the ghosts of forgotten gods, or so the elders said...And yet, here was a man, walking with long, confident strides out of the searing haze. He paused beneath the shade of a particularly mighty pillar and. ....This can't go on.... And it doesn't. Now it's my turn to hit the bathroom. I start to get out of my seat and you pinch my bum. It's a good pinch cos I turn and give you a wicked grin.Just as I get to the bathroom I look back and beckon you to follow me in. Once inside I push you against the wall and kiss your neck while my hand is placed behind your neck and holding you there. My other hand is roaming your body. Drawing it's way down your front of your top and squeezing each breast and. This young man was a butcher, who enjoyed slaughtering pigs for meat but now pigs were rare and could not be made into meat. Being a butcher he knew that the meat of a young women was the closet thing to the meat of a suckling pig, at first the man was disgusted by his own thoughts of cannibalism but over time, as he thought more about it, the idea grew on him and he set out to create a machine that would take the place of the modern pig spitting machine but this would be designed for human. During the regular season, a player could only win the honor once. For the title game today, all bets are off and everyone has been considered. ‘It’s a real honor for me today to present the game ball for the championship game. This honor is an unanimous choice by our team. We’ve had an exciting season and the past few days have been a roller coaster ride. How this team was able to put aside all the distractions and focus on the game, I’ll never know. ‘I’ve given a lot of thought to the events.