. Sure the sex was nice – but if he wanted to fuck someone for pleasure, he would go to the brothels, instead of fucking adventurers who couldn’t ...ven last his normal five hours long session. Bah! 95% of them, didn’t even last ten minutes!And what heroes he had to deal with…There was a case when thirty peasant girls created a hero company. Fucking all of them was fun… first time. But after fourth such a session he had enough (his penis swelled from over-use), so has sent slavers after them.. He complained that the other men had used them to win pots with and that he ought to get some reward for them. Laura took pity on his plight and told us that she felt he should win something for his efforts. She asked him to follow her into the bedroom, so she could put on a private show for his viewing pleasure only.The rest of us cleaned up the mess and bull-shitted about things for a while. Finally, after almost a half-hour, Laura and John emerged from the bedroom. Laura's red lipstick was. "I'm doing a makeup test ahead of a monologue for my theatre class. Areyou familiar with Neil Simon's 'Last of the Red Hot Lovers'?" She shookher head. "It's a play with a number of popular monologues and while I'msure Dr. Lavoie wouldn't be surprised to hear one this semester, shemight be sur-" Nope. It's a theatre class. Drag has never been surprising." He wasclearly in search of an explanation. "Does the play have any werewolves?Zombies? Demons? That's how I knew. I totally could. By Wednesday of the following week, we had over two hundred replies."An embarrassment of riches," I laughed as Jan moaned about how she would ever sort through all the applications. Almost all of them had come via e-mail."First," I suggested, "look for experience. Second, look at the work record if it's included. Third, look for references. Go through all the replies and sort out the ones that catch your eye. You never know what you're going to find among all those applications."She left my.