No matter where I was Michelle would call and we would talk for about 20 minutes or so. Eventually we became very close on the phone and we began to ...hare very intimate details of our lives with each other. This also led to a lot and I mean a lot of phone sex, since we were both single and lonely. I guess it was very easy to open up and act like a freak on the phone when you know that you will probably never meet the other person on the other end.Well, that all ended one day when a company. "Dianna surreptitiously placed one hand in my lap and massaged my inner thigh."Uh-huh," she cooed. "Then why is your cock so hard, it is threatening to rip right through your pants?"I couldn't argue with that."That's just it," I replied, searching for the right words. "It is so daring, wicked, depraved, and... well, scary. As I said, I couldn't get you out of my mind all week. Since last night, I have been on an incredible, non-stop thrill ride. All this emotion, yet I hardly know anything. I took him out with a kick when he started a swing. The other came for me and hit me a blow to my shoulder. It hurt but wasn’t debilitating. I hit him back harder above his kidney. He went down. The first one was back up. I said, “You really don’t want to do this.”“You’re going to die for that.”I said nothing but waited. He came on and feinted while readying a kick. I was ready and grabbed his foot. I stepped on his instep and tried to lift him by his other foot while punching him in the groin.. ” I saw her look down at my legs which were clearly not naked. “For the wedding. Today. Here. This afternoon.” “Oh. Righto. Well ...” She launched into a potted geography of the local area, punctuated with snippets of her own very local history and that of various neighbours, school friends and family members. Eventually she disgorged that there was a gentleman's outfitters in the small town about fifteen minutes away. I thanked her and left, texting Alice, knowing that it'd make her laugh. Her.