It took me close on two minutes towork my way through all the lace and ruffles to work out how to put iton. Looking at myself in the mirror with the d...ess on I discovered thatthe hem stopped just about half way down my diaper covered ass. Thesleeves were puff sleeves that stopped halfway down my upper arm. Thefinal items on the bed were a pair of pink boots with a 4 inch pencilheel. They were a full boot so they covered my feet completely. I putthese on sitting down and realised how. I reached into my back pocket for my wallet only to find thatit was missing. My heart stopped for a split second. Holy shit, wheredid it go? I know I left the office with it, I'm sure of it. Unless...As if right on cue, Alicia shouted from the kitchen, "HAROLD! Where areyour car keys? Your blocking my car in and I need to go pick up Chad!"She wandered into the front entryway to find me standing there, with thedelivery man behind me, and an enraged look on my face. "Oh boy..." Alicia, get over. The song finished and she came back to the table Chris went to the loo I asked her if she was ok? She smiled and said fine and laughed what's so funny? It's Chris he told me his girlfriend dumped him because his cock was too big and she could not face taking it again! I said do you think he is lying? Not sure she said it felt a good size on my leg while dancing slowly with him so it might be true.He came back we talked some more and had one last drink as they called time at the bar my wife was. She dropped the shirt onto the floor and then started to unbutton her jeans. She unzipped the fly and then with effort managed to squeeze her jeans down over her shapely ass and hips. She left the jeans half way down around her knees and she stood to put her hair back into a more secure tie. It was at this point he reached for his cock for the first time. He kept one had on his binoculars and the other undid his shorts allowing him to rub his cock. He focused on her mound in her blue bikini.