Her straight auburn hair was pulled back in a ponytail that was tied with a white ribbon. She was wearing loose jeans that sort of hung on the curve o... her seductive hips without the help of a belt, in a way that suggested they might fall off if she wasn’t careful. The two swollen mounds of her breasts jiggled when she walked and pushed out the front of her t-shirt, which was cut off above her navel and hung like a curtain over her flat belly. The collar of the t-shirt was cut open in a V in. It is Saturday and I decided to put a load of laundry in the wash and then do my hair. Got the laundry going and started the shower. Got my head wet and washed it thoughly like the bottle said. Got some soap in my eye so didn't realy read the bottle completely. It stated to wash then rinse and repeat till the bottle was empty. Thought I saw something about not getting it into your eyes or mouth or something like that. Boy was that a stupid statement. I wasn't going to wash my eyes or mouth with. Weird, I thought, but it had been a distraction from the long and boring ride across I-80.It was maybe twenty minutes later and darkness had fallen when I noticed a set of headlights coming up from behind at a high rate of speed. There were no flashing lights so I didn't think that it was a cop after somebody and then, suddenly, the red Dodge roared by me and a quarter mile later pulled in front of me and the game began again.I was in the lead when I swung off of I-80 onto I-76 and I was. "I thought I was challenging her, but she surprised me when they fell from her open fist onto the table. They were black, just like she had said, and they were now a slowly expanding ball of wadded lace, resting in front of me by my drink."And the rest?" I asked."The rest?" Yes. The rest of what you have on under that pretty dress."For the first time that night, Linda was at a loss for words. She looked down at the menu, smiling, and was silent for a full minute before she spoke."But you can't.