" Have you any more secrets you're keeping from me love?" No"That seemed a rather quick reply.We were snuggled up and talking small talk. "I don't lik... prying in family business Taff, what's the problem with Jack and his wife?" The Dragon Bitch! Uncle Jack, as you well know, is one of the nicest guys going. He's quite shy and not very outgoing, that's mainly the fault of Grandma. She was a dominant woman, Mum and Uncle Jack had to toe the line or else. Mum got out fairly early in life, Uncle. .. it's part of..." I stammered. I began moving closer to the stage.She looked at Frank and John. "How much?"They looked back at her confused.She started again. "How much do you guys pay to play around in the back rooms?" $400," Frank offers."Frank, what the fuck?" I yell."I've got $500," John counters.Sarah smiles. She seems to be enjoying the control she had. "That might be the price for these backwoods girls you get here. I'm young and fresh. $1500, and I'll let you both show me a champagne. She obeys like atrained dog," Jim said."Oh, umm, well, at least you aren't on a leash," my uncle said a littleuncomfortably."I can fix that," Jim said as he took the matching leash out of hispocket."You really put her on a leash?" my uncle said."Yeah, I love showing her that I'm in charge," Jim said, "We could puther on the dog run. Aunt Sally still has it set up from before Daisydied." You are definitely your father's son," my uncle said. "When we werekids, there was this boy named Gail, your. On Sundays you'll attend the massthen ask for bible studies tooand volunteer to clean the churchthree nuns will take good care of youThey have a endless list of laborsand closely scrutinize each chore"Stay on your toes to reach above!" Get on your knees to scrub the floor!"Then you will confess your sinsyou know our lord forgives them allthe nuns may not be all that kindyour penance will be corporalAfter confession they take you asideinto the crypt to tell you with glee"down with your pants it.