Back to Lauren as she drops to her knees on the floor infront of Samson, her hands fondling at those fake tits of hers, pinching and pulling on her ni...ples, letting out a wicked, almost insanely excited laugh as she leans toward him and offers her wide open mouth ... He’s jumpy and excited from the second she hits the floor, picking up the sense that she is absolutely mad for this – and he starts licking her face immediately. Her jaw, her nose, her cheeks, and of course, her mouth. Licking at. "Um, Miss Spears? There is a man here to see you," said a very young stage hand, poking her head into the dressing room."Who is he?" Britney sighed exasperatedly, not even to bother opening her eyes. How dare this little bitch interrupt her when she was trying to take a nap."He says he is a photographer from TeenQueen magazine and he wanted to talk to you about something," the stage hand said, looking down at her clipboard. Britney heard a squawking in the girls headset, to which the girl. " I had her name, hertelephone number, and the promise of a reward. Smiling, I flipped open my cell phone, punched in the digits of hernumber, and jabbed "TALK." A few moments later, "Connected" appeared onmy phone's tiny monitor, and I heard her sweet, sultry voice."Hello?" I found your bracelet," I declared."My bracelet?" She sounded surprised. There was a pause, and then sheconfessed, alarmed, "I didn't know I'd lost it!" It's okay," I reassured her. "I found it." There's a reward," she. Normally, I am a 'live and let live' kind of guy, and prefer just minding my own business unless things get serious. While it sucked, these guys were picking on the poor shmuck next to me, though he didn't seem to be in any immediate danger.Unfortunately for these guys, I was not feeling particularly normal. I needed an outlet for the torrent of anger I could feel seething away inside, and these two seemed like the perfect target."Lay off," I said, slipping off my bar-stool and coming to stand.