My vision started to blur as tears filled my eyes and my head felt heavy as if I was sleepy but times a thousand. My eyes closed and my mind went blan.... “I think he’s awake!” I heard JD’s muffled voice. I cracked my eyes and winced at the light stabbing into them. “Oh thank god!” I heard Ashley gasp. Her arms encircled my head and brought me close, I breathed deeply, savoring her flowery scent as a welcome relief from the chemical stench. “Don’t touch my face it’ll affect you too.” I. "I smirked. "Ok, but make the break up your fault. I?m way too nice to bethe villain in your fictional world."He chuckled on the other end of the call. "Deal. Thanks, dude. I loveyou."I laughed at the word ?dude.? He?d have to get used to something else tocall me. "Love you too, pal."Now, that ?I love you? stuff might seem a little sissy-ish out ofcontext, but we?d been saying it to each other for like fifteen years.It started as a joke. Marie, Mitch and I used to always go to schooltogether. Later that week I was again in one of the closets drinking in the oh sofamiliar scent of my wife. I had just finished a shower and padded,naked, back to the master bedroom to get dressed. I guess thesubconscious took over and I found myself surrounded by her clothes.Without even thinking I lifted one of Mary's skirts off the rack andstepped into it. After sliding the silk lined tweed up to my waist Iclosed the back zip and fastened the button.It was thirty-three years since I had last worn a. Ralph knew what he was doing and slowly worked his dick into my butt. Soon my hand was bumping against my buttocks and Ralph was moving more and more freely. I knew that with each bump of my hand that a little more and more of this enormous fuck tool was entering my stretched fuck hole. Just as I was about to tell Ralph not to go any farther, my inner anal sphincter muscle ring gave way and three more inches of this man snake entered my anus. I gave out an audible gasp to which Ralph replied.