And ... and ... and I even have my own golf clubs and tennis racket so you’ll save money by not having to rent equipment for me. And ... and ... I�...ll really try to be a good date for the winner today.”The auctioneer took a deep breath and said, “Okay ... Now you all heard from Dacey. Who’s going to make the first bid?”The bidding began with bids coming from all around. In no time, with the bid increments of five and ten dollars, bidding was north of $250. At that point things slowed down, but. Denise would “accidentally” brush her ass against his groin as she passed him. I'd reach over and squeeze a tit as Darnell looked at her. He offered us some weed, which always makes Denise horny and multi-orgasmic. After we toked, she suggested an old billiard game we made up in college that was mostly just an excuse to play around with each other. It was essentially strip pool where whoever scratched had to remove an article of clothing. Darnell readily agreed and told me to not scratch.The. I told Goofy to stay—even when locked he could escape from his cage."How did you do that?" Sergeant Saunders asked. "I can yell at them all day long and they'll just look at me as if I'm stupid." Sir, they understand specific command words," I said carefully, "and those words are German. I learned the commands, sir." Why did you put that blanket in with the little dog?" Dopey was larger than Goofy even though Dopey was female."Because Goofy is a brilliant dog, sir," I explained how Goofy would. "Laura gasped. "Father Murray?" Ellen nodded, her face radiant with glee. Laura shuddered violently."Laura," Ellen continued with a truly evil smile, "I want you to let Frank gauge your appreciation by the size of the puddle you leave on the floor."It took a while for Laura to recover her composure and steel her nerves. Finally, like a prisoner condemned, she rose to her feet, looked around at her family, and began to walk away. Perhaps only Ellen also saw the brief flash of triumph in Laura's.