May turant replay kiya tumko kayse pata ki me sxy hun? Tumhare bat karne ka tarika bht acha he.Me- tumko kua chahiye Vini?Vini- mujhe tum chahiye shir... 1 din kwliye.Me – thk he tumhari bare me kuch batao.Vini- me 20 sal ki hun or Delhi me ek college me padhti hu.Me- ok. Tumko kya chudai chahiye?Vini- you are right.Me- thk he. Me bolunga.Us k bad hamare bich regular bat chet chalti rahi. Bat bat me hum log sex ki bat bhi karte the. Kuch din k bad usne phone kar k batai ki mere mummy or papa. The first weekend Kirsten pushed me out of bed and told me what she wanted for breakfast, "And make damned sure that you don't break the yokes on my eggs." Yes dear" I replied as I got out of bed and headed for the kitchen.Five minutes later she came into the kitchen and looked around, "Don't you have the coffee ready yet?" I put it on dear, but you know it takes a good ten minutes to perk." The you need to get up ten minutes earlier tomorrow." Yes dear."Then for the rest of the day it was. Please let me take this chastity tube off,? he begged.?Soon, my pet, soon; but not just yet. We will get you squared away oncethe man from Best Buy has left. First I want you to go get your groceriesand bring them over here by the camera, and then go get your garbage canand bring it here as well,? she told him.Tom got up and did as she instructed. He was a bit confused now. Was shegoing to have him mix it all up in a garbage bag and then eat it out ofthere? If so, should he not cook the beans. She kissed me quickly on the lips and walked to the door. I pulled up my pants and underwear, zipped up and followed her.”He was mighty tuckered, he slept all the way back to the lumberyard. EPILOGUEThree months later I saw Paul exiting Earl’s office. He walked over, shook my hand and asked, “Got time to grab a coffee?”We went across the street and sat at a booth in the back.“I got two pieces of news for you.”“Fire away.”“Carla and I sold the farm, lock, stock and barrel!”“What, why?”“Our.