I set it up on autopay on the credit card, so I'd get the 1% cash back every month.Then I went to Ikea. I got a bed, recliner, table, TV cabinet, some...drawers, and a desk. Had them deliver it to the storage place too. I decided I could use the public bathroom in the storage place lobby and I'd take my showers at home or at Mile High – they had showers down in the basement for the janitorial staff.Then I went home, locked up, had a TV dinner and went back to my parents' room. The doorbell rang. " I said."So you mean, there was this attractive young lady stood over by the mantelpiece, her elbows resting on it, with a gravity defying rack that had really sort of grabbed your attention?" Mmm...?" Her face?" Her face, do you know I'm not really certain about that, I think... Yes I'm sure her eyes were blue. No! That's a maybe. Dammit! Why do you have to ask silly questions like that"My dearly beloved's response was to aim a kick where, had it connected, might have brought tears to my eyes. Was listening to Neon Moon from Brooks & Dunn and because I’m nowhere close to a scene like this in my RP’s, I decided to write it myself. I haven’t written a store by myself in forever. I am using lines from the song in this!WARNING, it’s a sad and short Drarry one-shot, no happy ending. I might make a happy ending, because I do have an idea for. Men baten karte hue madem k hath ko apne hath se masal bhi raha tha.to us ne mujhe apni gode men leta lia .aur mujh se ab raha nehen ja raha tha mene bhi madem mariya ki gode men apna moo rakh diya aur apne ek hath se us ke boobs ko sehlane laga to madem k moo se siskari se nikal gae aur mere chahre ko pakar k oper uthaya aur apna chahra mere chahre k samne kar diya aur apne lab mere labon k sath chipka lie aur choosna shuro kar diya ab wo mujhe aur men us ko kiss kar raha tha.aur ek dosre ki.