There she was the infamous Lauren Michaels. She was lying flat out on her back, taking in the sun and smoking what was most likely an i*****l substan...e. She was pretty tanned with long, bright red hair that fell over her beautifully curved face and was kept under a dark green beanie; she wore black eyeliner and eye shadow and slutty bright pink lipstick on her big lips that were apparently great for sucking dick. She was very skinny and had a stud piercing in her nose and a lip ring on the. She has always exercised and taken pretty good care of herself. Regular trips to the beauty parlor maintain her shoulder-length 'natural' blonde hair and she always has a twinkle in her hazel eyes. After we chatted for a bit, Mom said, "Well, I guess we should get started. Let's do the black cat first since he is the most skittish. If we do Hazel first, he will freak out and we will never find him. Also, he's got longer hair and is going to be more difficult to do." Okay," I agreed, "Makes. ..On September 6th 1944 in it outskirts of Dallas Texas I was born Samuel C. Eldon into an upper middle class family as an only child. In 1963 directly after high school I entered the local College. It was clear to me from the outset, however, that after passing the intermediate exam in two years time I would transfer to a Technical university studying physics or mathematics. While attending the local College I dated a girl named Mary Jane Wilson, and I managed to get her knock up, so in 1964. .”She fakes a big frown, still looking cute and clean-faced ... We’ve no idea why a dog wouldn’t want to fuck this tight young lady – there’s no accounting for taste!She continues, “Since then, I keep thinking about how close it was – and I think about it more ... I even started stalking the local pig farmer, dated his son a few times ... Ha ha ... I’d do anything – pig, dog, donkey, horse ... I just want to try something that’s alive, but not human ... Ha ha ... Bring in an alien, and I’d fuck.