1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would...be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in. ” I obliged and we held hands and went to the attached terrace on the first floor.It was 11:55 pm now and everyone around was excited. Soon the countdown began, “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1” and we shouted at the top of our voices, “HAPPY NEW Year!” and we hugged each other tight for 10 seconds. I could feel her ample boobs on my chest and that gave me a hard on. I then subtly leaned in and we kissed. It was the best few seconds of my life. Her juicy luscious lips on mine and I was in heaven. She. I was even doing that a few times while I was driving here. Is that weird?" She giggled a bit nervously. "I guess that's pretty weird."Susan took Brenda's hand as they walked, squeezing it reassuringly. "As a matter of fact, it's not weird at all. I do it ALL the time!" Really?" Sure. In fact, sometimes I do that and then I take a big whiff, and it's like I can smell Tiger's sperm! Luckily, it isn't always just my imagination, since I usually have a residue of his spermy love on my face and my. Тут слышу в дверях звенят ключами, открывается дверь и кто - то входит.- Игорь! Игорь! Ты дома?- Мам? Вы же уехали к бабуле…- Да мне плохо стало и твой отец послал меня домой на такси.- Блииин, а я уже с друзьями договорился встретить вместе!- Ну пусть приходят, я не буду выходить из комнаты пока вы празднуете.- Ой, все. Щас позвоню им отменю встречу.Я встал с коробкой и быстро поковылял к себе в комнату.- Стоять! Это для кого подарок? Такая большая коробка!- Ну это для друга близкого…для.