Three weeks later he called me at work .."hello Chris, be at mine for 4pm I m having a Tea Party with a couple of friends who would love to meet you..... I was about to say no I cant but he had hung up, and like the wimp I am at 3.45 I was outside his house, as I knocked on the door I noticed the downstairs curtains was pulled closed, the curtain twitched then I heard the clicking off heels on his hardwood floor... the door opened come in said a voice I did not know hiding behind the door I shut. I come from what would be called India of today.”“My name is Ryujin,” the dragon addressed himself. “I come from Japan, so I don’t need to say anymore.”“Ryujin...” Yuki responded. She clasped her hands together as she nodded to the dragon’s response. She didn’t seem that surprised to look at the dragon.“And my name is Taweret,” the hippo goddess almost gracefully bowed. “I am the great goddess of Egypt. It is a pleasure to meet you, great princess and mother of all.”“Hmmm ... it is a pleasure. 60, and 15 men with assault rifles set up to defend an opening only about six feet wide and eight feet high.We were prepared for hand grenades that might be tossed into the entrance with a sturdy set of breastworks. As far as we were concerned, only a suicidal attack could hope to work against us, and we were even prepared for that with demolition charges. We just relaxed as much as we could and waited for the enemy to come at us.The first effort was by a small detail of sacrificial troops. I. Love ya!”“Love ya,” I echoed and ended the call.I closed my eyes, let my throbbing head drop to the pillow, and sighed deeply trying to collect myself.Suddenly, from the doorway behind me I heard, “Well, well ... I see you missed snatching some pussy this morning, Mr. Invader ... Man, you’d make a terrible addition to Ocean’s 11!”Whirling around, Dad was peeking in wearing his familiar white t-shirt, boxers, and a smile.Since I had thrown modesty out the window yesterday, I just slowly sat up.