As soon as she closed the bathroom door I told "Dave' to get in the closet. Without missing a beat he got into our closet and was even brave enough to...leave the door cracked so he could see into the room easy. The shower shuts off and in walks my wife in tiny terry cloth shorts and a white string tank top, ready for bed. Very drunk, I don't say anything I walk over a take her by the hand. I walk her over and lay her face down on the bed. I whisper in her ear. "Your about to get fucked" she just. I thought about the hurt I've been through. Then I thought about what Solomon had said about my dry spell. And I thought "What the fuck. I can't be hurt any more than I already have been." OK. Let's do this. If it goes too far, I reserve the right to stop it, ok? But ... sure, ok. Go on then, lets live dangerously."Deanna's wide smile reached her eyes – she gave me the smile that a wife gives her husband when he's made her happiest. The one that goes right through you and is only for you."You. I hadn't even felt it draped over my face as my ass was being assaulted moments earlier. The buzzing grew louder and I shuddered as the cool metal egg that I also knew well dangled gently between the fleshy mounds of my ass, barely touching my slightly gaping ass-hole. I spread my legs wider, expecting more of the egg on my ass, when it suddenly bounced forward to dance on my swollen clit. I screamed and my knees reflexively tried to close, but I held them wide with my arms, arching my back to. As I rinsed off the mud off my body, I couldn't believe how soft my skinfelt. It wasn't only that my skin was completely hairless, but it was alsoincredibly soft. The mud bath had softened my skin beyond belief! As Ifinished rinsing off the mud, I washed my hair and body, dried myself off,put on another pair of black, high-cut panties, and the robe. When Iwalked out of the shower stall, the Asian woman led me to an adjacent roomwhere I was asked to dip my hands and feet in a nice warm water.