Our parents owned houses next door to each other. The neighborhood was lower middle class, so almost all families were living hand to mouth. Her Dad ...as a union machinist and did well enough so her mom did not have to work. My Dad’s goal in life was to own a home, something his parents couldn’t do. My mother worked as a book keeper for a woman’s clothing shop, and dad delivered heating oil and gasoline. Being young in the great depression, dad quit school when he was 14 to help support his. .ooooowwwwiiieeee looki how it just winks at you when you touch it....' rounds of laughter went thru the four of them as I buried my face in my hands and down into the grimy sheets that was on the mattresses. Some body started to spread a cold jelly like substance over my buttocks and up and down my butt crack and into my anal opening. All I could do was to grimace and plead as one of them straddled my hips and it was no mistaking the cool solid object being pushed into my rectum. The agony. ” She continued to stroke him, alternating between feather light touches and hard strokes. “It’s not nice to tease,” Ron growled. “Don’t seem to like it as much when the shoe is on the other foot, do you?” she said a second before Ron’s lips landed on hers. She took mercy on him and began stroking him in rhythm, pulling her hand away when she felt him tense up. His groans of frustration were drowned out by her saying in a commanding tone, “fuck me, now.” . ”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and nobody comments.These Mind bogglers are.