We both sang along to the Nancy Sinatra song at the beginning, laughed at the same scenes of ridiculous violence and spoke along to the same bits of c...ever dialogue. Then afterwards we went for a pizza together and talked for another couple of hours about films. Although to begin with I did consider asking her out, but wasn’t confident enough to, then she went out with someone else a week or so after we met. After she broke up with him we were such close friends that I didn’t want to risk. His right-hand sunk to feel my tiny cock and balls. He started kissing my neck and his right hand now disappeared into my shorts."Make out with him, you're his girlfriend now, you'll meet him here whenever he wants."I started to turn to my left and he pulled his hand out of my shorts, they hit the floor, as I said, they are loose fitting. I looked down and stepped out of them as I turned. The old man was ready to greet me with a kiss, he being right-handed and me coming from his left.His lips. It’s one my brother told me about. Have you ever heard of the pencil test for men? “Nope, I never heard of that one. What does it involve?” he asked with sincere curiosity. “It is for guys who are curious if they are well endowed. What you do is place five pencils between the flaccid penis and testicles, and if the pencils stay once the penis is released- if the pencils don’t fall to the floor- the man is considered endowed with a larger than average penis. Thus, he passes the test. I guess he. I told Mom so and she just beamed. "A mother knows what'sbest."Within a couple of weeks the novelty had worn off and the job became oneof solving problems. Those were fun too. My first real job wasimportant.We got all sorts of vendors who took care of the office equipment,including Dave, who took care, in a manner of speaking, of our computersand network. Mostly, he came over to flirt with me, which, to be fair, Ifound kind of flattering. He was cute and obviously used to having hisway.