"Mom's shook up, baby," I told Dan."Yeah, I see that. They've sort of become really good friends. Bill says he really enjoys having her in his life." ...e told you that?" Yeah. Guys don't generally sit around talking about feelings and stuff, but we were talking about YOU and your mom, so that makes it legitimate." Tell me another one," I laughed. "You flunked the Neanderthal test that day you turned Mom down at the pool." Yeah. I know. And that's NOT the same person who's here crying about. "Come sit down on the sofa there, and we'll talk."Silently, she walked into the living room, still with that confused look on her face."Kay, is there anything wrong? You haven't said a word since you came in." Um... I don't think... I don't know," came her response, and she looked even more confused than before."C'mon, tell me what's bothering you."Suddenly, her eyes opened wide. The look of confusion became a look of fear."I... um..." she stammered.Now I was the one to be confused. What had I. Soon after I put an ad in a local swingers paper looking for couples or single women. I figured there wasn't much chance but I was horny and felt it was worth a try. Soon after the paper came out I got a call from a man saying he was having a small party with several couples and would I like to attend. When I got to his place he said I was early and he shared some pot with me. He also gave me some Scotch and I soon became quite high. We ended up in bed together (of course there we no couples. He then said to the nurse, pass me the speculum and we will get under way, as he slid the speculum slowly into my wet cunt I raised my hips slightly to meet it, he gently wiggled it around more than he had before in a more tantalizing fashion and I sighed softly and started breathing heavier again. “Just hold the area still please nurse” he said and she pulled my lips back hard and her finger or thumb was resting on my clit, “are you comfortable Sammy”? he said, “yes, yes I am” I said. As I.