She added the cream and stirred the now milky looking drink as she started to explain.“First I need to tell you that I didn’t intend to hurt or de...eive you with my lie. I was surprised when you offered to help me and I guess I thought that once in my life I would use a man instead of a man using me.” Amy said stopping to sip the coffee.“Chad, my ex-boyfriend, was a jerk with a capital J. I only moved in with him as a way to get out of my mom’s house. Her newest boyfriend would not keep his. “Why is he holding you by the neck?” she asks, referring to the other man she doesn’t recognize, hovering over Ned.“This here is Ichabod,” Ned says gruffly. “He’s a vampire.”“Oohh, so they do exist.”Obviously, you dummy. Now let’s scram before he gets any ideas of draining us dry.“Yes, they,” the man agrees.“Why aren’t you really hard like before?”Do you not understand danger? Stop worrying about his dick size and scram.“Well, you remember when I said all that about dicks and pussies?”“Kind. ..11. An accident waiting to happen ... could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning...13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big. Just one of the mysteries Carter could not get a hold of.“Did your mother teach you how to play men, then?” Carter asked.“Yes, of course, and how to keep them unhappy, because,” Alex smiled, seemingly completely satisfied with himself, “if they are happy, then there’s nothing else they need. And if they don’t need anything, they don’t feel like they have to give you anything. So, I’m not giving Aron sex, but I stay married to him, and I’m getting my fix from Simon, while I’m not giving him what.