She saw your car in my parking spot on her morning run and wanted to know if I knew whose it was. She wrote down the plate number and was going to rep...rt it but she wanted to check with me first.”“Wow, your neighbors watch out for each other.”“Lorelei watches out for me. She’s a good friend. I told her the car belonged to a friend and that piqued her interest. Without going into details I explained how last night I found myself stranded in a bad part of town in the wee hours, that my cash and. ”“Lecithin,” she said as she snapped her fingers. “I’ve read some about tanning.”“Yeah, that’s it. The lecithin is supposed to be a natural tanning agent that also lubricates and softens the skin. The concoction smells like – well, really fucking bad. When I have the stuff worked into the hide, I’ll fold and roll the hide so that the hair side stays away from the solution. We all need to pee in the other brain bucket until we get enough urine in the mixture. What we have here will be used up. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck “feel” before they become old. The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing ‘I love Trudeau lapel pin’ sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options. The seats were of particular interest.She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must. "A little bit more." Then I felt her put something on my ankles and fasten them to a wooden rod. "Normally I will want you to keep your legs spread on your own, but I will help you this time with this spreader bar." I felt so vulnerable, because now my penis and balls were hanging out in the open, totally exposed. I tried closing my legs together, but the spreader bar kept my legs stretched wide apart.The spanking implements were right by my face, so I could clearly watch her pick up the riding.