My husband passed away last night."The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" That he did, Father."Th... priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"She says, He said, "Please Mary, put down that damn gun."And the Best for LastA drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the. Eventually I did make friends with one of the girls at school. It started out with her just wanting to practice speaking English, and then one day we ended up in bed, eating each other out. It was good, and we couldn’t stop. We were sixty-nining each other, and cumming out of control when daddy came home. I have to admit, I MIGHT have planned it that way.Aiko didn’t react the way I thought she would. No screaming, no frantic covering up, no yelling at me. She just twisted out of our sixty-nine. Instead, he saw that as she stooped down, her skirt rode up her legs even more. They were incredible legs, fantastic legs, a model's legs. And he wasn't quite sure, but it looked as if she wasn't wearing pantyhose, but rather stockings. At least there was a narrow, opaque strip about as far up her leg as he could see, and when she twisted a certain way he was almost certain he saw a flash of bare thigh.But when Aunt Frankie looked up and saw him staring, Trevor just pointed to her hair. When. You’re far too gifted to be brought down by not investing enough time into the subject.”After pausing for another brief moment, he cocked an eyebrow and asked, “Why wouldn’t you want to meet every day? Is something the matter?”“It’s just my friend. She’s upset with me for blowing her off, Friday night.”“You’re talking about Ms. Priscott?” he asked.“Well, yes, Julia, but how did you know that?”“This goes back to me not being deaf, Ms. Walsh. You two were in my class when she was trying to.