You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want.”The bus driver looks and St. Peter and...says “Well, now, don’t think I’m not grateful, but shouldn’t the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn’t I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?”St. Peter just laughs and says “The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!”If aliens are smart enough to travel. Despite a rather thick erection I needed to pee.It took some concentration standing at the toilet, my eyes closed, head tilted back, and my mind trying to picture the Riva thundering across the waves, before I softened enough to pee. My sigh of satisfaction when the stream started echoed in the bathroom. It was joined by a giggle.A naked Bianca leaned against the door jamb with her arms crossed, marvellous blue eyes watching me pee. "It looks funny," she observed and giggled when, after the. ..ahhhhh!!!! Good this cock is fucking delicious.... You want me to stick it some more don't you? Mmmmmfff....slopp,shlop, shlop....mmmmmffff.... Ah!"She picked up the pace, "Shlp, shlp, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlp, shlp, shlp, shlp.Shlp, shlp, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlp, shlp, shlp, shlp.Shlp, shlp, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlop, shlp, shlp, shlp, shlp...mwah...ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Good I'm so wet I'm fingering my fucking cunt for you baby.... Don't stop filming, keep going!"She went back. The discussion board was called 'Random Acts of Blowjob.' Laura found it randomly this morning while scrolling through her feed. It was a place that matched people that 'wanted to give blowjobs with people who required one.'What?His post was up on the front page, '28[M4F] Well hung in New York City.'It was completely insane – that a thing like that existed in the first place, and how much the idea of meeting a stranger with the sole purpose of going down on him turned her on. She was good at.