Initially spotted the bare feet and legs of a woman, who, after I got a closer look, I confirmed was my wife."Why hello, how has your day been?" she a...ked, as if it were perfectly natural for her to be there.Before saying anything, I looked closer and realized she had on her black gown and not a whole lot less. When she slid a little closer to me I saw that she had nothing on besides the gown. "What..." I wanted to surprise you for your birthday. Did it work?"Looking around me, I didn't see. We all met at the Westin, where the Chicago contingent had spent the night. Mr. Morris had arranged for a conference room for us to meet in.“I received a strange message last night. It seems the NCAA has expanded our meeting today. I’d thought we would just be meeting Jackie Davis, the chair for the Initial-Eligibility Waiver Committee, and Steve Anchorage, the chair of the Amateurism Fact-Finding Committee. It seems there will be several other chairs and members of the Board of Governors in. Surprisingly, she said, "Well, I have discovered this cool new trick."Well, curiosity got the best of me, and so I asked her to see it. She said that it had to be done, it couldn't really be seen. Okay, I thought. It's worth a shot.So, she got a pink sparkle gel pen, one of the kinds that girls use to write on each other's hands. She told me, "Stick out your right hand." I thought fine, she's probably just going to make a little doodle, and so I held out my hand. She told me to look away, and I. "What can I do?" Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I need to trim you up a bit as well. You're getting a little bushy down there." I'd like to see him lose it all," Jules said with a grin.I laughed and quoted one of our favorite movies with my pinky next to my mouth, "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking."John had a panicked look. "No way, I shaved down there one time and would rather sit in an ant bed than live through the hair growing back again."Jules put.