However, I didn't know what else to say, so I just stood there and looked sheepish. I reckon if I'd been gay I'd have dropped to my knees and sucked h...s knob right there and then, but not being into blokes I didn't make the connection.Instead I just stared at his beautiful face, and thought, 'I bet he pulls all the chicks? I can't imagine he ever goes home without shaggin' someone of a night time.'We both turned to face the bar, and as I did so his left elbow managed to knock against my right. We were facing the television so my parents can't see me."Oh, what are you guys watching?" Shawn asked as he entered."Fifty Shades of Grey, come join us" said my Mother."Don't mind if I do, what's the movie about?" It's porn! Right mom? Sit here with me Shawn!" I said."It's not porn! It's just Erotic Romance." said my mom."Are you sure we should let them watch this?" asked my father."They're old enough. And I'm sure they've already watched some real porn." my mom said while winking at me.Shawn. I never asked her about all the shoplifting in her earlier years, but she has been out of jail for almost four years now and all of that seems behind her.It's interesting to me to look at Patty. She's like a different version of Melanie. At 5'8" Patty is an inch shorter, but still statuesque. She has slightly bigger bones and is a bit more muscular, but she doesn't have quite the exceptional grace of Melanie. Facial features and hair are very similar, and they both keep their hair in ponytails.. “So has your men told you about us” asked Jessie, Barbara smiled “are you the two guys who are hung beyond belief? That would be us darling”. They all stared at each other before Peg spoke up, “we thought you guys were going to be with Carol this week? No we want to try and see if any of you are up for the task”!Both woman exchanged glances, Peg finally asked are you going to be trying us, yes tonight after dinner we just haven’t decided who goes first”. Barbara asked them, how will you decide?.